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honoumikoOk, so Revenge of the Sith kicked ass.
I hated seeing Hayden Christensen horribly burned and disfigured.... it's unfair. Natalie Portman got to die beautifully. Why. WHY.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (that was pathetic, btw. I'm disappointed in James Earl Jones.)
Anyway. Here's my plan for the spoof that I thought already existed and that Brian was going to send me, but it turned out I just have a sick, sick mind. And all that needs to be changed is the music. (And some of the spelling/punctuation/inflection to convey what it really sounded like in the movie.)
PALPATINE: You are fulfilling your destiny, Anakin. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force.
ANAKIN: I will do whatever you ask.
PALPATINE: Good.
ANAKIN: Just help me save Padme's life. I can't live without her. I won't let her die. I want the power to stop death.
PALPATINE: To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.
ANAKIN kneels before PALPATINE. John Williams' music seamlessly transitions into classic 70s porn music.
ANAKIN: I pledge myself to your teachings. To the ways of the Sith.
PALPATINE: Gooood.... GOOOOD...... The Force is STRONG with you!! A powerful Sith you will become!! Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth . . . Vader.
ANAKIN: Thank you. my Master.
I'm done. >_>
I hated seeing Hayden Christensen horribly burned and disfigured.... it's unfair. Natalie Portman got to die beautifully. Why. WHY.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (that was pathetic, btw. I'm disappointed in James Earl Jones.)
Anyway. Here's my plan for the spoof that I thought already existed and that Brian was going to send me, but it turned out I just have a sick, sick mind. And all that needs to be changed is the music. (And some of the spelling/punctuation/inflection to convey what it really sounded like in the movie.)
PALPATINE: You are fulfilling your destiny, Anakin. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force.
ANAKIN: I will do whatever you ask.
PALPATINE: Good.
ANAKIN: Just help me save Padme's life. I can't live without her. I won't let her die. I want the power to stop death.
PALPATINE: To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.
ANAKIN kneels before PALPATINE. John Williams' music seamlessly transitions into classic 70s porn music.
ANAKIN: I pledge myself to your teachings. To the ways of the Sith.
PALPATINE: Gooood.... GOOOOD...... The Force is STRONG with you!! A powerful Sith you will become!! Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth . . . Vader.
ANAKIN: Thank you. my Master.
I'm done. >_>
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Or rather...
Date: 2005-05-24 10:18 pm (UTC)Palpatine: If you come to the Dark Side and kill all the Jedis, I'll help you save your wife.
Anakin: Sweet! It's a deal. (Kills a bunch of Jedis)
Padme: (Dies.)
Anakin: Hey Palpie, good thing I killed all those Jedis. Now my wife can live!
Palpatine: Yeah... see, that's the thing...
Anakin: What?
Palpatine: In your lust for power, you destroyed the one thing you were trying to save. When your quest to save Padme became second to your selfishness, you brought on her downfall.
Anakin: What?
Palpatine: She DIED, you daft cow.
Anakin. Oh......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
Re: Or rather...
Date: 2005-05-25 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-25 03:04 am (UTC)And yeah, that's where I thought you were going with that.
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Date: 2005-05-25 03:12 am (UTC)That scene is begging for me to screw around with it. I mean... the stuff that came out of the chancellor's mouth was just... CREEPY. I mean in a bad way. Yet hilarious.
Good creepy is like when you made fun of Hayden Christensen's "acting." That was very good creepy. :)