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Have fun reading product descrpitions. Here's a few, for example, if you happen to not find a funny one:

Put on this scarf with a little leather jacket and ROAR off on a motorbike.
Or, if like me, you are a little scardy cat, put it on your head with some black sunglasses and BIG RED LIPS.
OOOhh I love being a filmstar!

Another top bought for me by my sister. Bless, I love her so much. BUT WISH SHE WOULD't BUY ME STUFF!!
Lovely top! But my pig (husband) said I had BINGO WINGS so now I darent wear it. What a GIT eh? Never mind, I'm making his sandwiches for work soon. Mmm, what shall I put in them?????
Anyway, its a sleeveless top - lovely material about a size 10-14 (stretchy) and like a hot orangey/reddy colour.
I've never even tried it on. I hope someone enjoys it.
I'm in the garden now, looking for a worm....

Wench !
Pint of Ale !
Slap down that ale, then slap down the punter!
Very sexy top. Cant wear coz daughter says 'big boobies' when I wear it. I haven't even got big boobies, just 'eccentuates' them. God, have I spelt that right? Blame the can I'm drinking1 Well, its christmas (ish). hiccup.

I hope those weren't all the funny ones. I'm still exploring.