LMFAO

[honoumiko]

singandnevertire: trollfic idea

singandnevertire: L and Light

singandnevertire: Mormon missionaries

CurryMuttonPizza: WHAT

CurryMuttonPizza: THAT MAKES SUCH LITTLE SENSE I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND IT OMG

singandnevertire: LOL IKR

CurryMuttonPizza: no, do Light and Mikami

CurryMuttonPizza: not L

singandnevertire: K

singandnevertire: LOL

CurryMuttonPizza: they show up at L's door

CurryMuttonPizza: yes

singandnevertire: yeah that works better

singandnevertire: but see, the actual troll author's name is antonia and she lives in Utah and is Mormon

CurryMuttonPizza: OH RIGHT

singandnevertire: not to mention she's 14

singandnevertire: 13 actually, her birthday is in july

singandnevertire: ...damn idk how to even START this

CurryMuttonPizza: L was just eating his cake whne there was a knock at the door. who is it he asked and then two men opned the dor one of them had brown reddish hair and the other had black longer hair and glasses. it was light and mikami. HAVE U EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE MORMON CHURCH they asked. L said what?

singandnevertire: omg stop

singandnevertire: my stomach hurts i'm irl laughing so hard

CurryMuttonPizza: omg me too

CurryMuttonPizza: I am tearing up

CurryMuttonPizza: omg my sides hurt so much I just woke david up lol

CurryMuttonPizza: I'm trying to explain it and I can't even get it out lol

singandnevertire: LOL omg i'm sorry it's my fault

CurryMuttonPizza: lol it's fine

singandnevertire: only they wouldn't say "mormon church"

CurryMuttonPizza: the church of latter-day saints?

singandnevertire: Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

singandnevertire: It's a mouthful and a pain to say so much

CurryMuttonPizza: I thought about that but I wanted to sound trolly lol

singandnevertire: LOLLL idk idk

CurryMuttonPizza: no no mix it up

singandnevertire: omg lol yes

CurryMuttonPizza: the church or latter-day jesus christ saints

singandnevertire: The Jesus Christ Saints of The Church

CurryMuttonPizza: Day.

singandnevertire: Church Day.

CurryMuttonPizza: Yes.

singandnevertire: CAN WE TALK 2 U FOR A MINUTE ABOUT JOSEPH SMITH

CurryMuttonPizza: L said what? light opened his mouth and spoke Yes. we recognize the book of mormom. we would like to talk to u about it!!

CurryMuttonPizza: hahahahahha

CurryMuttonPizza: L said who is that, that is a pretty common name

CurryMuttonPizza: it oculd be anyone.

singandnevertire: bahahahaha

singandnevertire: He is our prophet and he founded the Jesus Christ Church of Latter-Day Saints

singandnevertire: Oh, said L still thoroughly confused.

singandnevertire: May we come in? Asked Elder Yagami and Elder Mikami in unisin.

CurryMuttonPizza: uh sure said L. but i dunno you guys he said. Im kind of an aetheist.

CurryMuttonPizza: but do u want some cake?

singandnevertire: LOL

singandnevertire: Elder Yagami looked at da cake and said Oh I'm sorry, we have very strict diets and we r supposed 2 eat healthy.

singandnevertire: bcuz we walk a lot LOL

CurryMuttonPizza: o rly so do u want some coffeee?

CurryMuttonPizza: coffee is healthy

CurryMuttonPizza: u dont have to put so muc hsugar like i do

singandnevertire: Elder Mikami looked hesitstnatly at Elder Light (i'm going to inconsistently refer to Elder Firstname and Elder Lastname unpredictably) and said Oh we're terribly sorry that goes against our belifes as well but thank u for ur consideration.  Can we show u our scriptures.

singandnevertire: L looked very confused and said what about tea then

singandnevertire: Elder Light was like oh is it herbal

singandnevertire: L was like yes.

singandnevertire: Light was like k.

CurryMuttonPizza: little did light kno the herb was MARUWANA.

singandnevertire: which is also against da word of swisdom and they got high and were sent home frum their missiunz and promtly excommunicatecd.

singandnevertire: the end.

CurryMuttonPizza: LOL



OMG ILU KELLY~

Comments

[estasoyyooo.livejournal.com]

ilu2 :D

I'm really not sure if I should try to incorporate Calypso into the story, idk. I'm trying to keep Antonia as a character in herself so I want it to be present in horrible thing she writes.

[honoumiko.livejournal.com]

I dunno either... I just love the idea of Light and Mikami shoving religion down people's throats.

Maybe mention her in passing, a few times to be annoying... so that it looks like you think you're being clever referencing your own work, but you do it too much for it to be clever anyway. Like, have them be like

Elder Teru said oh, yeah, we kno this gurl Calypso, she is really nice and awesome, she seems to be a little fascinated with the occutl but overall is a sweet gurl.

Light was like o eyah she is really nice and that is a common phase to go thrhough in fact i went thru it as well.


idk something like that.

[estasoyyooo.livejournal.com]

LOL yeah that's a good idea, I think I'll do that

[honoumiko.livejournal.com]

Have L seduce Light and then Light goes through severe inner conflict about homosexuality and the church.

And the fact that he actually ate some of his cake.

The horror, the horror.

[estasoyyooo.livejournal.com]

Hahaha there was a movie where that happened called Latter Days, you should check it out ~

lol "omg no i like dudes and i ate 2 much cake"

[honoumiko.livejournal.com]

Elder Ratio arrived home late that night. It was later then he expected, and later then he ever wanted 2 be out.

"Oh my god " he said "waht on earth have I gotten myself into?!?" He sat at his table and hit his forehead on the table.

He never wanted 2 eat that cake or drink that cofee. He never wanted 2 kiss thoes lips. Why, he asked to himself, why? Did it taste so good. He knew he may never no the anser. God has so many mysteries, he thought to himself.

It was then that the phone rang. WHO WAS IT? Light wondered. When he picked up the phone it was hsi good friend Teru.

"Hello light" said Teri. "Whats wrong u sound distressed?"

"OH TERU only u would know that wihtout me having said nething. U know me so well, u r such a good friend. So I need to tell u stuff its been bothering me alot."

Mikami looked puzzeled even tho Light could not see him over the phone trust me he looked puzzled. "Whats been bothering u Light u know i'm always there for u."

Liht finally picked his head up off the table becuase it had been there the entire time and he never pikced it up. His forehead was sore now just like his heart. "Teru I broke down and gave into temptation. I excepted L's offer for cake and coffee, and i actually liked it and--"

"Ratio!! How could you?? U know that's against our moral code" he interrupted harshly, waving his arm that wasn't holding the phone.

"But Teru i'm not done talking yet u said youd lsiten to me..." Light was on the vurge of tears. "I also gave into temptation and... and..."

"And waht??? Did you do drugs too?"""

"NO TERU" he finally yelled "HE KISSED ME AND I DIDNT OBJECT." Light was stairing exasprated at the ceiling. "I kissed him back Teru, i even put myhand on his behind. I did not want to react in such a way Teru but I culd not help myself. I had faught off a temptation i did not know was there for too long. I had no idea i wanted both his cake and his body this whole time."

There was sielnce on the other end of the phone. Teru was speechless and Raito did not know what to think. He was affraid he made a mistake by telling him his dark truth. But then there was a voice on the other end of the phone then.

"Ratio" he said quietly. "Raito I look up to you so much and to be honest u are not the only one who has been feeling these kinds of things."

"Really, Teru?? REally??" Light was excited to not feel alone, and scared because he was afriad. "Are you having feelings for L too??"

"Raito-kun..." He looked the other way even though again Light couldnt' see him, but just by hearing light's voice he felt he could see his soul so he looked away anwyay. "No, not for L."

Then WHO, Teru-san, WHO??"

Teri had been listening to Kuolema Tekee Taiteliajn by Nightwish the whole time by the way, and all the time even though he didn't know what the words ment he knew the music reflected the longing in his soul. "For you, Ratio-kun!!"

Light almost dropped the phonhoe. But he didn't, the phone was fine. "H---honto ni??????" Lights face was really red.

"YES oh, Light, I have always thought u were so kawaii and righteous and I alwasy wanted to be like u. BUt lately I had been too ofen scared that i would give into temptation and just take you right against the wall like right there."

"Moussaka...." Lith gasped. "Omg so ur not mad at me???"

Teru laughed to himself. "No not for that. Only for the cake though."

Light laughed too, pretty hard. His heart felt so much better. "Oh Teru-chan. U are the best!!"

Teru laughed again and they were both laughing. "HAHA I know Light-kun I know." <3

[estasoyyooo.livejournal.com]

So I want to make this work. I might make some more grammatical errors than you did but I might C + P some of the stuff you did. :D