God is going to punish me for this.

Came up with the idea while trying to fall asleep.

I think I know two people that MIGHT get this.

(no subject)

So my hair is magically soft all of a sudden. Like, ridiculously soft.

Maybe it's all the hair I've been losing in the shower - the shower knows the bad hairs to get rid of, I suppose. O_o


Bastardized fajitas require Mylanta. Especially when they leave the seeds in the jalapeno slices (or the company does before they can/jar them, most likely) and you are stubborn and try to eat them and it's a while before you finally realize you're hurting yourself.