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Aug. 20th, 2003 04:30 pmToday's my parents' 25th anniversary of meeting each other! Yay!
I... left...my...lover...... at Meghan's house..... ;_;
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I... left...my...lover...... at Meghan's house..... ;_;
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Aug. 20th, 2003
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Aug. 20th, 2003 05:58 pmI'm going to go searching for an old random story i wrote. I'll post it below when I find it.
Okay, found it.
The Attack of the
Smelly Aloe Gel
by
Stephanie Adrienne Kruskol
Chapter 1
It was a cold, dark night and all the penguins were sleeping in their snow banks. Then, suddenly, biologists interrupted their peaceful sleep. They were trying to figure out what would make the aloe plant come back to life. So they decided to take one to Antarctica to see if the cold weather would bring it back to life. 99% of them did not believe that it would work. But they did not think realistically. They did not know they would end up here in........
The Dawn Zone
“There. We’ll come back in about....” Gertrude thought for a moment. The aloe plant curled a leaf. “Huh? What the...” mumbled Gertrude.
“Six months?” yelled Jessica.
“That plant just moved!” Gertrude was petrified.
“Hello?” yelled Jessica, even louder.
“Six months!” Eve whispered into Gertrude’s ear.
“Six months.” mumbled Gertrude. “Whatever.”
“Now, you said that stinkin’ plant moved all by itself? Now I’ve heard EVERYTHING!” said Eve.
“Shut your smelly fat mouth, will ya?” said Jessica.
“Hey, It’s not MY bad breath you’re smelling!” said Gertrude. “But I could have sworn....”
“Button it!” said the aloe plant.
“Who said that?” said Bucky.
“Um, uh, the wind. It went Booooohht-tooon eeeeeeeeeeeeet.” said Dr. Alakazaamaschzneizenpoofy.
“I’m telling you....” warned Gertrude.
God, no wonder my fourth grade teacher hated me.
Okay, found it.
The Attack of the
Smelly Aloe Gel
by
Stephanie Adrienne Kruskol
Chapter 1
It was a cold, dark night and all the penguins were sleeping in their snow banks. Then, suddenly, biologists interrupted their peaceful sleep. They were trying to figure out what would make the aloe plant come back to life. So they decided to take one to Antarctica to see if the cold weather would bring it back to life. 99% of them did not believe that it would work. But they did not think realistically. They did not know they would end up here in........
The Dawn Zone
“There. We’ll come back in about....” Gertrude thought for a moment. The aloe plant curled a leaf. “Huh? What the...” mumbled Gertrude.
“Six months?” yelled Jessica.
“That plant just moved!” Gertrude was petrified.
“Hello?” yelled Jessica, even louder.
“Six months!” Eve whispered into Gertrude’s ear.
“Six months.” mumbled Gertrude. “Whatever.”
“Now, you said that stinkin’ plant moved all by itself? Now I’ve heard EVERYTHING!” said Eve.
“Shut your smelly fat mouth, will ya?” said Jessica.
“Hey, It’s not MY bad breath you’re smelling!” said Gertrude. “But I could have sworn....”
“Button it!” said the aloe plant.
“Who said that?” said Bucky.
“Um, uh, the wind. It went Booooohht-tooon eeeeeeeeeeeeet.” said Dr. Alakazaamaschzneizenpoofy.
“I’m telling you....” warned Gertrude.
God, no wonder my fourth grade teacher hated me.
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Aug. 20th, 2003 06:03 pmFootsie
Footsie is a funnyman
Footsie can be fried in a pan.
Footsie can do the can – can.
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie is a moo cow cheese
Footsie won’t eat his peas
Beans he eats and he eats them with ease.
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie is a stinky foo
Footsie is phooey moo.
Footsie has some gunky goo
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie’s number sounds like he tootooed
Footsie is very crude.
Footsie glob can be made into food
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie can be really sick
But Footsie’s nose he’ll let you pick.
But what does Footsie’s lolly pop lick?
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie has some toe toe jam
You can eat it with bread and ham.
And cheese and wheeze with mint jelly & lamb
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
I guess this has to end our rhyme,
Cause I’m afraid we’re out of time.
But Footsie will send you a lime,
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
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I was a very strange and disturbed child. Still am, too.
Footsie is a funnyman
Footsie can be fried in a pan.
Footsie can do the can – can.
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie is a moo cow cheese
Footsie won’t eat his peas
Beans he eats and he eats them with ease.
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie is a stinky foo
Footsie is phooey moo.
Footsie has some gunky goo
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie’s number sounds like he tootooed
Footsie is very crude.
Footsie glob can be made into food
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie can be really sick
But Footsie’s nose he’ll let you pick.
But what does Footsie’s lolly pop lick?
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Footsie has some toe toe jam
You can eat it with bread and ham.
And cheese and wheeze with mint jelly & lamb
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
I guess this has to end our rhyme,
Cause I’m afraid we’re out of time.
But Footsie will send you a lime,
Footsie Footsie Footsie!
Ü ƒ ¿ £ þ Ç ü ± ® ¦¤Þ æ
I was a very strange and disturbed child. Still am, too.
Wrote this with Kali... :P
Aug. 20th, 2003 06:08 pmOn the night before Christmas, we were singing Christmas carols. When we were going upstairs to go to bed, we heard something in the kitchen. We went downstairs to see what was going on. It turned out that our pit bull, Fluffkin, had got into the cookie jar and ate up all of Muffy Claus' cookies! We saw behind the cookie jar an elf that looked like a Pikachu.
"Pika, Pika, CHOOOO! Don’t hurt me, Pika-please!! " he said. It was a Pikachu!
"It's okay. We won't hurt you," we said. We looked out the window and saw Muffy Claus and his flying onions!
"Oh, JOY!!" said our youngest brother, George. "I'm so happy I can hardly contain myself!"
The rest of us thought there was no such thing as Muffy Claus. But we all saw him, and now we believe! We ran outside and pet all of the flying onions. The lead onion, John the red-nosed onion, was George's favorite.
"Greetings, the McPutt family! Here are your gifts!" said Muffy Claus, as he read from a long list.
"Gimme gimme gimme!" said the second youngest, Bill.
"Hold your onions, son!" Muffy exclaimed.
We got all of our gifts and we thanked Muffy Claus.
"Oh, but that's not all!" said Muffy.
"What, more presents????" said Bill.
"Quiet, kid, or you're getting coal next year." Muffy mumbled. "No, we need you to take care of our Pikachu elf. He has the flu! Return him in six months, on June 25. Thank you, and, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"
And then he left. Suddenly, Pikachu sneezed and hit a tree branch.
"It's going to be a long six months!" said George.
THE END!
"Pika, Pika, CHOOOO! Don’t hurt me, Pika-please!! " he said. It was a Pikachu!
"It's okay. We won't hurt you," we said. We looked out the window and saw Muffy Claus and his flying onions!
"Oh, JOY!!" said our youngest brother, George. "I'm so happy I can hardly contain myself!"
The rest of us thought there was no such thing as Muffy Claus. But we all saw him, and now we believe! We ran outside and pet all of the flying onions. The lead onion, John the red-nosed onion, was George's favorite.
"Greetings, the McPutt family! Here are your gifts!" said Muffy Claus, as he read from a long list.
"Gimme gimme gimme!" said the second youngest, Bill.
"Hold your onions, son!" Muffy exclaimed.
We got all of our gifts and we thanked Muffy Claus.
"Oh, but that's not all!" said Muffy.
"What, more presents????" said Bill.
"Quiet, kid, or you're getting coal next year." Muffy mumbled. "No, we need you to take care of our Pikachu elf. He has the flu! Return him in six months, on June 25. Thank you, and, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"
And then he left. Suddenly, Pikachu sneezed and hit a tree branch.
"It's going to be a long six months!" said George.
THE END!