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honoumikoDEAR LORD. MEN, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WEBSITE!!
This is an excerpt from an article from AskMen.com.
With a voice that can shatter glass and an equally impressive career behind her in theater, Sarah Brightman has taken opera to a whole new level. While you may be scratching your head and wondering to yourself, "Who on God's green earth is Sarah Brightman?" just ask your wife, girlfriend, or just about any female around you.
Their face is bound to light up in adoration for this gifted performer. If these options don't apply, then read the rest of the article, and find out why, for some twisted reason, the ladies dig this type of music.
(snip)
By simply looking at Sarah Brightman, there's no way in hell one could possibly begin to imagine the power she possesses in her voice. Her tiny frame and mind-blowing voice simply don't match up. Kind of like white socks and black dress shoes: not a perfect match.
Her body-to-vocal strength ratio can be compared to that of the almighty Christina Aguilera, except multiplied by forty. Okay, perhaps a tad bit exaggerated, but you get the point.
(snip)
Despite the fact that Sarah is currently in her 40's, she still holds the beauty of a woman half her age. She is like fine wine; the older she gets, the better she tastes... or something along those lines. Unlike many other opera singers, Sarah weighs in at well under the 300-pound mark.
OK.
FIRST OF ALL.
SHE IS NOT AN OPERA SINGER.
SECOND.
OPERA SINGERS DO NOT NEED TO BE FAT.
THIRD.
IF ANY MAN MENTIONS SARAH BRIGHTMAN TO ME, CLEARLY, MY FACE IS NOT BOUND TO LIGHT UP IN ADORATION.
FOURTH.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA CAN BEAT SARAH BRIGHTMAN ANY DAY. SHE HAS VOCAL POWER AND DOES NOT RELY ON THE FRICKIN MICROPHONE.
FIFTH.
IS THAT FINE WINE????
I HATE FAKE PEOPLE!!!!!
This is an excerpt from an article from AskMen.com.
With a voice that can shatter glass and an equally impressive career behind her in theater, Sarah Brightman has taken opera to a whole new level. While you may be scratching your head and wondering to yourself, "Who on God's green earth is Sarah Brightman?" just ask your wife, girlfriend, or just about any female around you.
Their face is bound to light up in adoration for this gifted performer. If these options don't apply, then read the rest of the article, and find out why, for some twisted reason, the ladies dig this type of music.
(snip)
By simply looking at Sarah Brightman, there's no way in hell one could possibly begin to imagine the power she possesses in her voice. Her tiny frame and mind-blowing voice simply don't match up. Kind of like white socks and black dress shoes: not a perfect match.
Her body-to-vocal strength ratio can be compared to that of the almighty Christina Aguilera, except multiplied by forty. Okay, perhaps a tad bit exaggerated, but you get the point.
(snip)
Despite the fact that Sarah is currently in her 40's, she still holds the beauty of a woman half her age. She is like fine wine; the older she gets, the better she tastes... or something along those lines. Unlike many other opera singers, Sarah weighs in at well under the 300-pound mark.
OK.
FIRST OF ALL.
SHE IS NOT AN OPERA SINGER.
SECOND.
OPERA SINGERS DO NOT NEED TO BE FAT.
THIRD.
IF ANY MAN MENTIONS SARAH BRIGHTMAN TO ME, CLEARLY, MY FACE IS NOT BOUND TO LIGHT UP IN ADORATION.
FOURTH.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA CAN BEAT SARAH BRIGHTMAN ANY DAY. SHE HAS VOCAL POWER AND DOES NOT RELY ON THE FRICKIN MICROPHONE.
FIFTH.
IS THAT FINE WINE????
I HATE FAKE PEOPLE!!!!!
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