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[honoumiko]

My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	pig and rat infested disaster
The best thing to ever happen there:	Shakespear premiered his new play "Much Ado About The Taming of Hamlet MacBeth" in your town center!
The worst thing to ever happen there:	The first village to ever try indoor plumbing, but the architect was not very good. All of the toilets backed up causing waste to flow into the homes and the streets. Your village was renamed "Fecalshire"
The richest SOB in the village is	dnbmathguy
The tax collector is	jazz_genius
The sheriff is	bubbamotown
The town priest is	polynerd
The town prostitute is	toxicblonde787
The village idiot is	crewgal713
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 61%
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My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	thriving metropolis
The best thing to ever happen there:	The death toll was the lowest of all surrounding towns for 2 years in a row!
The worst thing to ever happen there:	MacDonovan caught a nasty viral infection known before that day to only infect sheep. The rest of the town eventually caught it from the town prostitute, and the village was renamed "It Burns to Pee-ville"
The richest SOB in the village is	bubbamotown
The tax collector is	toxicblonde787
The sheriff is	dnbmathguy
The town priest is	polynerd
The town prostitute is	weiner4u
The village idiot is	arsnova18
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 75%
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My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	hovel-laden mud pit
The best thing to ever happen there:	Your town was voted "the best place for happy sheep in all the country!"
The worst thing to ever happen there:	The King/Queen decided your village was the perfect place for their new summer palace and everyone was evicted.
The richest SOB in the village is	sleeping_sand
The tax collector is	junnashoujo
The sheriff is	sporkgoddess
The town priest is	jazz_genius
The town prostitute is	dnbmathguy
The village idiot is	arsnova18
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 58%
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Eck. Sorry David.

My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	hovel-laden mud pit
The best thing to ever happen there:	Larkey MacSnidden, son of the blacksmith's cousin, became the hottest new star in the famed contest "Renaissance Idol"
The worst thing to ever happen there:	Smallpox.
The richest SOB in the village is	syntheticjesus
The tax collector is	arsnova18
The sheriff is	bubbamotown
The town priest is	sleeping_sand
The town prostitute is	dnbmathguy
The village idiot is	mark356
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 17%
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O.o sorry again.

My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	peasant-ridden hell hole
The best thing to ever happen there:	Blue Flameel grew the largest turnip anyone has ever seen. People came from miles around to see it, the tourism industry grew considerably, and everyone became wealthy.
The worst thing to ever happen there:	Smallpox.
The richest SOB in the village is	weiner4u
The tax collector is	arsnova18
The sheriff is	polynerd
The town priest is	fioniquol
The town prostitute is	xtake_warningx
The village idiot is	bubbamotown
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 13%
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My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	quiet town
The best thing to ever happen there:	The King/Queen came to visit!
The worst thing to ever happen there:	The town prostitute died.
The richest SOB in the village is	mark356
The tax collector is	dnbmathguy
The sheriff is	fioniquol
The town priest is	bubbamotown
The town prostitute is	sleeping_sand
The village idiot is	junnashoujo
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 36%
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My Renaissance Village by Saphyne
Username
Country your village is in	EnglandIrelandScotlandSpainFranceItalySomewhere in Eastern Europe
Your village is really more of a	thriving metropolis
The best thing to ever happen there:	Your town was voted "the best place for happy sheep in all the country!"
The worst thing to ever happen there:	MacDonovan caught a nasty viral infection known before that day to only infect sheep. The rest of the town eventually caught it from the town prostitute, and the village was renamed "It Burns to Pee-ville"
The richest SOB in the village is	crewgal713
The tax collector is	toxicblonde787
The sheriff is	syntheticjesus
The town priest is	bubbamotown
The town prostitute is	sporkgoddess
The village idiot is	sleeping_sand
Chance that everyone will die of the plague: 29%
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weird.. haha

If LJ Was a Renaissance Festival... by bardicwench
Username
Festival Owner	irihimiko
Head of Security	crewgal713
Person ALWAYS Taking Pictures	toxicblonde787
Person With Really Bad Garb	bubbamotown
Obnoxious Drunk Guy/Girl	sporkgoddess
Pickle Guy	xtake_warningx
You Will Spend This Much Money At Faire:	$218,173
You Will Have Sex This Many Times:	39
You are stuck in the Parade for this many miles:	1
You are always found:	watching Ded Bob
You are best known for:	your beautiful singing voice
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Well I have always wanted to work at one... well, not always but for some time now... I wanna be a traveling minstrel :D

A LJ Renaissance Faire by cap_n_ramsey
You are dressed as...	a gypsy
Username
Person who is volunteered for a show.	polynerd
Person who tries to track down the new hot knight.	bubbamotown
Person who makes sword jokes all day.	sleeping_sand
Person who sings renaissance songs all day.	crewgal713
Person who has memorized punchlines to shows.	irihimiko
Person who thought they were going to a concert.	weiner4u
Person who takes pictures of everything.	arsnova18
Total amount of money the group spent:	$123
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Go to the Renaissance Festival - LiveJournal by kisetta
Username
Are you dressing up?	NoYes and I made it myselfSureI don't want to go *wince*
becomes queen for a day	fioniquol
follows you around and tries to embarass you	syntheticjesus
tries to sell you as a slave behind your back	irihimiko
eats constantly	weiner4u
talks in a terrible English accent the entire time	crewgal713
pays someone to arrest you	sporkgoddess
gets lost in the maze	mark356
won't stop taking pictures	stazus
What happens to you?	You hook up with the thief
amount you spend	$369
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Oh man... hahahhhaa

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[crewgal713.livejournal.com]

This is too exciting for words. I get to be the village idiot, speak in an atrocious English accent, track down the hott knight (SOOOOO GERARD BUTLER!!!!), sing renaissiance songs all day, AND be head of security. Life is too good to be true.