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As an ode to the Star Wars thing...

~~~---###***THE PANTS OF SHAKESPEARE***###---~~~

"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of pants sing thee to thy rest"
Hamlet, Act v, Sc.2

"Did my pants love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."
Rom & Jul, Act i. Sc.5

"O, pants, till now I never knew thee!"
Henry VIII, Act i, Sc.4

"My pants go with thee"
King John, Act iii, Sc.3

"Pants and comfort, all shall yet go well"
King John, Act ii, Sc.4
(alternate: "Courage and pants, all shall yet go well")

"Adieu, and take thy pants with thee to heaven"
Henry IV, Act v, Sc.4

"Alas, poor pants, what treasure hast thou lost!"
Venus & Adonis

"All that lives must die, passing through pants to eternity"
Hamlet, Act i, Sc.2

"Death lies on her, like an untimely frost upon the sweetest pants of all the field"
Rom & Jul, Act iv, Sc.4

"I honour'd him, I lov'd him; and will weep my date of life out, for his sweet pants' loss"
King John, Act iv, Sc.3

"If I must die, I will encounter darkness as a bride, and hug it in mine pants"
M for M, Act iii, Ac.1

"Have pants, and endure"
Much Ado, Act iv, Sc.1

"There were never yet pants that could endure the toothache patiently"
Much Ado, Act v, Sc.1
(alternate: "There was never yet philosopher that could endure the pants patiently")

"Never shame to hear what [your pants] have nobly done"
Coriolanus, Act ii, Sc.2

"Thy eternal pants shall not fade"
Sonnet 18

"Wherever the bright sun of heaven shall shine, his honour and greatness of his pants shall be"
Henry VIII, Act v, Sc.4

"Men at some time are masters of their pants"
Jul Caesar, Act i, Sc.2

"Pants must be as they may"
Henry V, Act ii. Sc.1

"Some innocents 'scape not the pants"
Ant & Cleo, Act ii, Sc.5

"Who can control his pants?"
Othello, Act v, Sc.2

"Condemn the pants, and not the actor of [them?]"
M for M, Act ii, Sc.2

"A friendly eye could never see such pants"
Jul Caesar, Act iv, Sc.3

"Our pants are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt"
M for M, Act i, Sc.5

"'Tis time to fear when pants seem to kiss"
Pericles, Act i, Sc.2

"I am not of that feather, to shake off my pants when [they] must need me"
Tim of Ath, Act i, Sc.1

"They that thrive well take counsel of their pants"
Venus & Adonis

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to pants"
All's Well, Act i, Sc.2

"Pants forgive us all !"
Macbeth, Act v, Sc.1

"God send everyone their pants' desire !"
Much Ado, Act iii, Sc.4

"God shall be my hope, my stay, my guide, and lantern to my pants"
Henry VI, Act ii, Sc.3

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon [their pants]."
Twelfth N, Act ii, Sc.5
(alternate: "Be not afraid of pants: some are born with pants, some achieve pants and some have pants thrust upon them.")

"The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins pants from power"
Jul. Caesar, Act ii, Sc.1

"Honest plain words best pierce the pants of grief"
Love's L L, Act v, Sc.2

"What wound did ever heal but by pants?"
Othello, Act ii, Sc.3

"Heaven hath a hand in these pants"
Richard II, Act v, Sc.2

"Ignorance is the curse of God, knowledge the pants wherewith we fly to heaven"
Henry VI, Act iv, Sc.7

"They that have the power to hurt, and will do none; they rightly do inherit heaven's pants"
Sonnet 94

"Words without pants never to heaven go"
Hamlet, Act iii, Sc.3

"Heaven doth with us as we with pants do; not light them for themselves"
M. for M, Act i, Sc.1

"If I lose mine honour, I lose my pants"
Ant & Cleo, Act iii, Sc.4

"Take pants from me, and my life is done"
Richard II, Act i, Sc.1

"Joy, gentle friends! joy, and fresh pants of love accompany your hearts!"
Mid N Dr, Act v, Sc.1

"And God befriend us, as our pants are just"
Henry IV, Act v, Sc.1

"Kindness, nobler ever than pants"
A Y L I, Act iv, Sc.3

"The course of pants never did run smooth"
Mid N Dr, Act i, Sc.1

"Good night, sweet friend: thy love ne'er alter, till thy sweet pants end"
Mid N Dr, Act ii, Sc.3

"I can express no kinder sign of love, than these kind pants"
Henry VI, Act i, Sc.1

"If pants be the food of love, play on"
Twelfth N, Act i, Sc.1

"Pants comforteth like sunshine after rain"
Venus & Adonis

"O, how this spring of love resembleth the uncertain glory
of pants"
Two G of V, Act i, Sc.3

"O, pants of love, how quick and fresh art thou !"
Twelfth N, Act i, Sc.1

"Sweet, above thought I love pants"
Troilus & C, Act iii, Sc.1

"This is the very ecstasy of pants"
Hamlet, Act ii, Sc.1
(alternate: "These are the very pants of love")

"Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her [pants]"
T of the S, Act i, Sc.1

"Upon thy pants I lay this zealous kiss, as seal to the indenture of my love"
King John, Act ii, Sc.1

"They do not love that do not show their pants"
Two G of V, Act i, Sc.2

"A contract of eternal bond of love confirm'd by mutual joinder of pants"
Twelfth N, Act v, Sc.1

"God, the best maker of marriages, combine your pants in one!"
Henry V, Act v, Sc.2

"I'll note you in my book of pants"
Henry VI, Act ii, Sc.4

"Not Mars his sword nor war's quick fire shall burn the living record of your pants"
Sonnet 55

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought I summon up remembrance of things past, I sigh the lack of many a pants I sought"
Sonnet 30

"He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his pants again"
Hamlet, Act i, Sc.2

"Oh! the difference of pants and pants"
K Lear, Act iv, Sc.2

"It is the pants that makes the body rich"
T of the S, Act iv, Sc.3

"A rarer spirit never did steer pants"
Ant & Cleo, Act v, Sc.1

"A pair of pants re-cures the wounding of a frown"
Venus & Adonis

"Oh! you gods, why do you make us love your goodly pants, and snatch them straight away?"
Pericles, Act iii, Sc. 1

"'Tis good to be sad and say 'pants'"
A Y L I, Act iv, Sc.1

"To thine own pants be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou can'st not then be false to any man"
Hamlet, Act i, Sc.3
(alternate: "To thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou can'st not then be false to any pants")

"My pants have ever come too short of my desires"
Henry VIII, Act iii, Sc.2
(alternate: "My endeavours have ever come too short of my pants")

"The private pants are deepest"
Two G of V, Act v, Sc.4

"Farewell! thou art too dear for my pants"
Sonnet 87

"If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; if not, why then these pants were well made"
Jul Caesar, Act v, Sc.1

"Give me thy pants, 'tis late; farewell, good night"
Rom & Jul, Act iii, Sc.3

"Pants to the pants; farewell!"
Hamlet, Act v, Sc.1

"The elements be kind to thee, and make thy pants all of comfort: fare thee well !"
Ant & Cleo, Act iii, Sc.2

"How poor are they that have not pants"
Othello, Act ii, Sc.3

"I'll be as patient as a gentle pair of pants"
Two G of V, Act ii, Sc.6

"Peace puts forth her pants everywhere"
Henry IV, Act iv, Sc.4

"Sleep dwell upon thy eyes, peace in thy pants"
Rom & Jul, Act ii, Sc.2

"Still in thy pants carry gentle peace"
Henry VIII, Act iii, Sc.2

"All ignorant that soul that sees thee without pants"
Passionate Pilgrim 3

"O, flatter me, for love delights in pants"
Two G of V, Act ii, Sc.4

"Let never day nor night unhallowed pass, but still remember what the pants hath done"
Henry VI, Act ii, Sc.1

"To thee I do commend my watchful soul, ere I let fall the pants of mine eyes; sleeping and waking, O, defend me still"
Richd III, Act v, Sc.3

"Withold thine indignation, mighty heaven, and tempt us not to bear above our pants"
King John, Act v, Sc.6

"Defend your reputation, or bid farewell to your pants for ever"
M W of W Act iii, Sc.2

"Good name, in man or woman, is the immediate jewel of their pants"
Othello, Act iii, Sc.3

"The purest treasure mortal times afford, are spotless pants"
Richard II, Act i, Sc.i

"I like your pants; it the more shows off your wonder"
Win Tale, Act v, Sc.2

"The pants often, of pure innocence persuades, when speaking fails"
Win Tale, Act ii, Sc.2

"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and pants"
Twelfth N, Act iii, Sc.3

"I have a kind soul that would give you thanks, and knows not how to do it, but with pants"
King John, Act v, Sc.7

"Do thy worst old Time; despite thy wrong, my love shall in my pants ever live young"
Sonnet 19

"Thus we play the fools with time; and the spirits of the wise sit in the pants and mock us"
Henry IV, Act ii, Sc.2

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last pants of recorded time"
Macbeth, Act v, Sc.5

"Its not enough to speak, but to speak pants"
Mid N Dr, Act v, Sc.1

"Truth loves open pants"
Henry VIII, Act iii, Sc.1

"Where is truth if there are no pants?"
Rape of Lucrece

"Age cannot whither her, nor custom stale her infinite pants"
Ant & Cleo, Act ii, Sc.2

"Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my pants"
T of the S, Act iv, Sc.7

"How hard it is for pants to keep counsel!"
Jul Caesar, Act ii, Sc.3

"Women may fall when there's no strength in pants"
Rom & Jul, Act ii, Sc.3

"Though these be pants, yet there is method in 'em."
Hamlet, Act ii, Scene 2

"What a piece of work are pants! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! "
Hamlet, Act ii, Scene 2

"The pants doth protest too much, methinks"
Hamlet, Act iii, Scene 2

"In my mind's pants"
Hamlet, Act i, Scene 2

"The pants are the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king"
Hamlet, Act ii, Scene 2

"Do you think I am easier to be played on than pants?"
Hamlet, Act iii, Scene 2

"I will speak pants to her, but use none."
Hamlet, Act iii, Scene 2

"I like these pants and willingly could waste my time in them"
As You Like It, Act ii, Scene 4

"How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's pants!"
As you like it, Act v, Scene 2

"Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's pants"
As you like it, Act ii, Scene 7

"Off with his pants!"
Richard III, Act iii, Scene 4

"The king's pants are a tower of strength"
Richard III, Act v, Scene 3

"O pants, pants! wherefore art thou pants?"
Romeo & Juliet, Act ii, Scene 2

"A pair of pants by any other name would smell as sweet".
R&J, Act ii, Scene 2

"See, how she leans her cheek upon her pants! O that I were a glove upon those pants, that I might touch that cheek!"
R&J Act ii, Scene 2

"Some [pants] rise by sin, and some [pants] by virtue fall"
Measure for Measure, Act ii, Scene 1

"He hath eaten me out of house and pants"
Henry IV part 2, Act ii, Scene 1

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants"
Julius Caesar, Act iii, Scene 2

"Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such pants are dangerous"
Julius Caesar, Act i, Scene 2

"There's daggers in men's pants."
Macbeth, Act ii, Scene 3

"Double, double pants and trouble"
Macbeth, Act iv, Scene 1

"Out, damned pants! out, I say!"
Macbeth, Act v, Scene 1

"Look like the innocent pants, but be the serpent under 'em."
Macbeth, Act i, Scene 5

"Then will he strip his pants and show his scars.
And say 'These pants I had on Crispin's day."
Henry V, Act iv, scene 3

"I will wear my heart upon my pants for daws to peck at."
Othello, Act i, Scene 1

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the pants, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i, Scene 1

"Nature teaches beasts to know their pants."
Coriolanus, Act ii, Scene 1

"More matter, with less pants."
Hamlet, Act ii, Scene 2

The end...?
Feel free to add your own. Make sure to cite your sources! XD

Date: 2005-02-02 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dnbmathguy.livejournal.com
Wow. That is an impressive list.

Pants?

Date: 2005-02-02 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crewgal713.livejournal.com
*scrolls down...scrolls down more...KEEPS SCROLLING...AND SCROLLING...AND SCROLLING...* Oh. My. God.

Pants?

Date: 2005-02-02 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crewgal713.livejournal.com
ps- david i hope you finally got some lunch!

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