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I can't freaking sleep.

I'm sick. SICK SICK SICK. Runny/stuffy nose, sore throat.

I'd try to sleep in the lounge, but my humidifier is in the room. I just played some super mario world and now I'm listening to mindless music in an effort to make me sleepy enough to not notice my cold.

Which, by the way, I'm incredibly pissed about. I hadn't been practicing enough before, and I decided to crack down and start getting on track - and I had the most amazing practice session on Thursday. Friday I had very little energy, and decided, okay, one day off is not going to kill me as long as I'm able to get up early enough on the weekend that I can practice in small spurts throughout the day and have a sort of chronic practice. But no. Saturday morning, I wake up, and my throat is quite dry. I figure it's just the room I was sleeping in, because it's dry or whatever, and planned on practicing that afternoon... but the day progressed and after it seemed like it was getting better, it came back in the afternoon/evening, and worsened. I woke up Sunday morning and my throat was not just dry, it was on fire. I got scared to death that I had strep throat, but I checked with a flashlight and there were no spots... as of yet... It seriously felt like what I had two years ago when I had that stupid staph infection coming from my adenoids. I want to get those things removed. Everything comes from there. This cold is dripping from it, just like two years ago, but I hope to God it's not bacterial again.

Anyway, on the positive side, I made myself a damn good omelette Saturday! Unfortunately one of the eggs cracked in the fridge because it was under the freezer... so I did not use that. I hard-boiled one for myself this morning. (Sunday morning. I know it's Monday morning now, but I haven't slept, thank you.)

Oh yeah, and I love hilarious typos. Directly quoted from the flush flash (our toilet stall newsletter)

Did you know?
1. A male loins roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away?

XD

And.

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...I want another omelette.

Yes.

...Yes.

The first time I heard this, I didn't even have the visuals, and I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.