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Feeling inspired by my drive home from David's house, I have invented my first Chuck Norris joke.

Chuck Norris' car doesn't hydroplane. It walks on water, like Jesus.

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Dear God.
I hate when you're almost asleep, then you get a second wind. I should not still be awake. I have to drive this afternoon.
At least my chamomile tea is steeping.