Absolutely priceless 5c library conversation

Some of this was obviously paraphrased, but I think anyone who was there might be a little scared of how accurately I can recall REALLY funny conversations. Like the "They did these tests on lobsters, with butter sauce, and they said it was delliiiiciousss" one. Here goes. Apologies to anyone who doesn't know Angela and wouldn't know how I sounded in that description.


David: *explaining something to Marty about the driver's test and doing really quirky hand gestures*
Marty: So while I'm doing this I have to keep one hand still and wave the other one up and down?
David: No, you have to wave both of them up and down like this *chops hands up and down in opposition* It makes a sine--- agh. Cosinal wave.
Me: *slightly frightened and stupid-sounding giggle*
Nick: *glares at me like wtf was that*
Marty: Is the driving test hard?
*some talk I don't remember*
David: Well, it's illegal to...
Marty: Have sex in a car?
[enter Gabe]
Gabe: What about having sex in a car?
*more talk I don't remember*
Gabe: What happened to having sex in a car??
Me: I lost ten points because I was making a turn and it went into two lanes, and I didn't go in the one closest to me
Marty: How many can you lose?
chorus: 20
Me: And then I did two other dumb things like stop too short, I don't remember, and I got an 80
Marty: ...Well, that's when you have to show some leg.
Me: Right..
Marty: I mean, that's what YOU did, right David?
David: *raises eyebrow*
Gabe: It worked for me.
David: *cringes for a good twenty seconds*
Marty: So what exactly is involved in the written test?
David: Well, it'll be like, 'when you reach a red light, the correct response would be a) go, b) yield, c) get out of the car and start dancing...
Me: C...
Marty: That would be C...
David: Or d) stop.
Me: It's GOT to be C. I saw that happen once
David: And the correct answer would be a) go.
Me: At a red light.
David: Yes.
Me: Or if you have a moon roof, you could have your friend stand up and start dancing through the moon roof.
David: You could do that, too.
Marty: So if I just... randomly answered these multiple choice questions, not paying any attention to exactly what they're saying, what's the probability of me passing... any way to figure that out?
David: Well I'd say if you were gonna pick one letter to answer all of them on, go with A, because you'll get at LEAST five out of twenty right, and it's probably your best choice... basically you have to find the standard deviation, and...
Me: *in an Angela cute voice* Yay, we just learned that, I feel smart.
David: .....That was a REALLY weird voice.
Me: *shrugs* This is what we did in our Oreo lab...
David: *raises an eyebrow*
Me: We had to find out if Double-Stuf Oreos really had double the stuf.
David: They probably don't.
Me: No, they have like.. 1.27 times or something the original stuf.
David: ....They don't even give you, like... one and a half?
Me: Nope. Not if I remember correctly.
David: .....I feel really gypped.
*bell*